a bunch of hot dorks

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

xbeyondinsanex wrote in ontd_ai Sep 15, 2010 22:01

HOW CAN THIS HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS? ONLY THE MOSTE SACRED OF YE OLDE FEASTE DAYS.

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tears and semen, don't go to bed, get a life!, !season 8, he hopping across stage like bunny, have a blessed day, shit literally happened, i'm a huge crybaby and i talk to myself, feminine enough without crying, thank you @god, we can go higher, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, tears of joy on my pillow, feeling sorry for my sorrow, i pine for you, we realllllly like american idol, a bunch of hot dorks, all the midgets are kris, shit just got real

~I'M BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOOOOOU~

guylinergirl wrote in ontd_ai Sep 03, 2010 18:18

THIS IS YOUR OT.

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adam is not a fun sucker, #gokeyisadouche, ben honeycutt tho, a boat purchase in his near future, siobhan is da bomb, beauty and the leest, adam lampert, a crow moans in horny recovery, thank you @god, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, obvious troll is obvious, fap fap fap, lee is ambidexterous, get it together shit adam, even guinea pigs scorn you, your argument is invalid, mr. cook has a type, yeah capes!, erectile this function, #krisallenpoops4haiti, randy the middleaged lumberjack, hush cats, moderately to severely stoked, fuck me sideways six ways from sunday, bicurious in the other direction, tim is a precious angel, time for a miracle...in my pants, adam's x-rated fun factory, adam confronts the vagina, !!off topic, zombie uprising, ontd_ai is not a trending ihop, anal sunshine when she's gone, save a babby, getting acquainted with matt's ipad, yeah i brought lasers, singing various bollywood classics, a nun-made bed, you win a free toaster, with a fierce black girl from compton, my ovaries imploded, , this is my life, armed with a scorned vagina, sad panda, a crush doesnt mean i was having...., adam's facial hair is moved by this, uhhhh i have womanly parts, thundercock, you have a great smile, and then you started singing, feeding my right-click-save-as addiction, your missing something, wings are fun! (like adam's peen), batman & robin are real hot together, pocket rocket, bed=adam, fake tranny pee, tylerontv is more real than kradam, paint: the only thing that won't judge, #adamfarted, this ain't dominos, who was phone, adam got an election, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, allison iraheta is a dorce of nature, that little stinker, wanna see my figglehorn?, a 9.6 inch duck, a bunch of hot dorks, accidentally my ovaries, tight pants security coming, before kradam there was cake, casey causes gasms, yaayaya! (hands flailing in the air), the unicorn princeling, odontv/tyler = otp, the universe ships kradam, (guitar solo), anderdam coopbert is the new kradam, (in rap voice), like a boss, and kris isn't with his wive, randy likes your package, beep beep beep off the radar, fake lego not tim, boo you whore, birthed from a pocket & living the dream, a fan in a seat, how adam get pragnant?, superman wears krisallen4real pajamas, all aboard the fail boat, my nonexistant balls are blue as smurfs, all the midgets are kris, wanna go to taco bell?, #mattgiraudhatgod

The stuff that fanfic is made of

houdini_splicer wrote in ontd_ai Aug 13, 2010 12:33

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011011110110100101100011, adam is not a fun sucker, mr. adam has a type, brothers...or dating, this is a certain type of ring, this is how he rolls, adam is pretty adamant, air sign homos, even we have morals, did he just mime jizzing?, dick sucking lips, adam is my favorite twat, gang banged by idol, tastes like homo, two words y'all: snuggly drunk, erectile this function, sorry bro, this is my reality now bitch! mmmmm, sorry about your vag bb, adam lambert gay glitter-splooged, adam's x-rated fun factory, penile unit, glow toys, ding, balls, r u talking about my crotch?, adam towers over his terror, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, calm the fuck down it's his dick, this is my life, armed with a scorned vagina, warning: male sexuality undertones, adam is a cock god, adam is my favourite twat, brokeback mountain made god angry, adam lambert is a gay, battle of the bulge, uhhhh i have womanly parts, 5 dolla make you holla, glambulge, batman & robin are real hot together, glitter, obsessed with your sexiness, this is adam btw, safeword: hanukkah, my friend adam, , bed=adam, #adamstorm, adam, that was inappropriate, go to bed, glittery alien from planet fierce, adam got an election, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, , a 9.6 inch duck, a bunch of hot dorks, adam's dog watches gay porn, fabulous, do not hush adam's gay, slam it like a screen door, adam was born fabulous, this is not a fanfic post, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that was sweet, !adam lambert, adumb, adam lambert can get freaky, i actually have an high iq.srsly, adam dancing always syncs to britney, c'mon it's only adam, sorry about your panties, up in adam, but who was dick, fuck me lambert, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, dip sticks, adam makes great tea, but then i ejaculate so it's all ok, glittery cocks, glamberting, mr. lambert sir, wanna go to taco bell?, y'all look gay!, glambert 15641 knows things, adamgasm

Let's try this again, shall we? XD

guylinergirl wrote in ontd_ai Jun 21, 2010 19:19

THIS IS YOUR PLAID PARTY/OT POST.

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!!off topic, dabble in your hot sauce, fuck chicken nuggets it's matt giraud, a boat purchase in his near future, 5 dolla make you holla, flipping dolphins and shit, he has a wierd sjaped head, did he just mime jizzing?, danny gokey babbies, beep beep beep off the radar, 100% straight... oic, ...for your entertainment??, bb kris knows how to pick 'em, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, adam is the rake to kris's leaves, down the rabbit hole, his pants were never on, allison iraheta is a dorce of nature, a bunch of hot dorks, dammit who are you people?, before kradam there was cake, flailformers, do not hush adam's gay

But do robots still dream of electric sheep?

risti wrote in ontd_ai Jun 08, 2010 02:34

HEY. DOES THIS COMM STILL CARE THAT KRIS LIKES THE BOTTOM?

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, bottom, brothers...or dating, the celibacy club is now in session, the elephant in the room is pink, krisallen4real+twitter=my otp, 100% straight... oic, !kris allen, bed=adam, !cale mills, dear kris - yr gay is showing, that was inappropriate, must be a gay thing, kris is not with his wive, why is everything so conservative?, a bunch of hot dorks, subtlety - yr doing it wrong, i like the top, don't go to bed, that was sweet, #krisallenrockstar, !tours, it's all sodomy to me, i think someone put drugs in this weed, and kris isn't with his wive, kris allen's band of hot dorks, !twitter, ..................it's just funny!, kris allen accidentally everything, omg i'm bored, who's on top?, tee hee, conspiracy theory, you'll never be adam, brb tinhatting

SNA

odontv wrote in ontd_ai May 18, 2010 01:46

THIS IS A LATE NIGHT SEASON 9

APPRECIATION/FREE FOR ALL

POST.

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fabulous costumes, lifechanging!!, lucky charms mystery 2010, bowersox yo face off, siobhan is da bomb, lilly was robbed, brothers...or dating, i thought this post was about siobhan, gang banged by idol, holy tags batman!, cocky banana, drugz, go to bed, !party post, lee!!!!:(, ok so there was this goat, i thought this post was about tyler, a bunch of hot dorks, !john stamos, girl!matt, a.j. tabaldo was robbed, glasses!katie, dance party!!!!!, big mike big win, good for him i guess lol, like a bosa, all aboard the crazy train, (guitar solo), get it together, imma let you finish, leedrew: kradam's chubby kid brother, danny gokey babbies, fake lego not tim, at the disco 24/7, i don't miss a fucking beat, aaron is in high school, bitch is fo real, omg tim, !season 9

GUESS WHO THIS POST'S ABOUT.

odontv wrote in ontd_ai Apr 22, 2010 13:14

WHICH AMERICAN IDOL RUNNER-UP IS GOING TO BE ON LARRY KING LIVE TOMORROW?

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cluben: spaghetti and meatball, clay it up!, !season 2, clay aiken: measure of a man, clay aiken is a sex god, !past idols, a bunch of hot dorks, !clay aiken

AI Magazine Scans (not computer-friendly)

shatteredmemrys wrote in ontd_ai Mar 27, 2010 17:37

Scans by me (some of the first few suck, I can re-scan if asked.)
MOSTLY ADAM AND KRIS-CENTRIC. LOL. /shameless

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!david cook, !magazine covers/articles, adam lambert is a gay, that's so crazy, :flowers gif:, !kradam, kris allen is pretty, oic, !kris allen, who the fuck is kara?, must be a gay thing, hush cats, we realllllly like american idol, i guess he's gay but still sings awesome, a bunch of hot dorks, !kradison, a cougar moans in horny recovery, very sexy, fabulous, do not hush adam's gay, i like the top, oh my heck, that's what your wife said, !wat, !adam lambert, !season 8, #krisallenrockstar, he like men but love his wife, mmm lovely, kris is fucking distracting, oh gosh, we don't expect you to understand adam, , lol wut, i thought this post was about adam, warning: male sexuality undertones, a splash of orgasm, you'll never be adam, needed: kris allen

KRIS (now with bonus Glasses!Kris!)

yuppielawyer wrote in ontd_ai Nov 29, 2009 13:17

Charles tweeted this pic. Discuss. The shirt. The hair. The facial hair. Yeah.

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fashion with meaning, kris the rural heterosexual, fuck me kris allen, plagued by men, sleep.....who needs it?, all up in your kool-aid, kris is fucking distracting, charles browder totally goes here, !kris allen, kris is mo fresh, no evidence of twitter being the devil, i'm a devout kristian, fresh to def, vanilla, it's pocket time!, lol wut, fierce, would you hit it?, a bunch of hot dorks, all the midgets are kris, that other dude

HEY YOU. YOU WHO'S LISTENING TO LIVE LIKE WE'RE DYING.

fictionnreality wrote in ontd_ai Sep 21, 2009 16:00

GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE BECAUSE THIS IS A

YOU KNOW THE DRILL. COME IN, POST A QUOTE FROM A MOVIE, HAVE OTHER PEOPLE GUESS WHAT MOVIE IT'S FROM.

but voldemort is my homie, brokeback mountain made god angry, what the fuck kind of question is that, but they are also songs about the circus, we saw star trek :], hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, game over, stop screaming at me!, the celibacy club is now in session, boo you whore, god you're so stupid, you're the one playing games kelly, a bunch of hot dorks, does that mean anything to you?, take it take it take it, the adventures of flopsy & cuddles, having adventures in narnia